'I can't really hear on the phone but I do send a lot of text messages, mainly about work but sometimes also about real life, although real life is work too. That last point is irrelevant, or so relevant I say it every time I message. On social media my top two friends to message on this subject who I don't have sex with are Liene Rozite and Ali Robertson. We talk a lot about sex but mainly how to avoid it, or rather how to avoid what it means when you do it. These conversations are my work.'